Emergency WordPress Support

Site Down? I'll Fix It.

I'm Dylan, a Melbourne-based WordPress specialist.
Your site is losing customers right now. For $250, I'll be working on the fix within minutes.

  • 10+ years WordPress experience
  • ABN registered Australian business
  • NDA available on request
  • Credentials stored securely, deleted on request

Transparent pricing

From $250 AUD. Work starts within minutes, not hours. Many issues resolved in the first hour · $75 per additional half hour if needed

Dylan, WordPress Expert

Dylan

WordPress Specialist · Checking...

"My checkout went down on a Monday morning. Dylan had it diagnosed and fixed by lunch." – Tom B., Sydney

Response under 30 min (business hrs)

Expert with

WordPress WooCommerce Elementor Yoast SEO Cloudflare cPanel / Plesk DNS & Hosting

Common WordPress Errors We Diagnose & Fix

These are the issues we see most often. If your site is showing any of these, we can help.

Error Establishing a Database Connection

Corrupted wp-config.php, database server down, or exceeded connection limits. We diagnose the root cause and restore your database connection same day.

500 Internal Server Error

PHP fatal errors, .htaccess corruption, plugin conflicts, or memory limits exceeded. We trace the error log and resolve it.

White Screen of Death

Your site loads a blank page, usually a PHP fatal error with display_errors off. We enable safe debugging and identify the culprit plugin or theme.

"There Has Been a Critical Error"

WordPress recovery mode message. Typically caused by a plugin update conflict or PHP version incompatibility. We fix the conflict and restore normal operation.

Hacked or Malware Infected

Malicious redirects, injected spam pages, or a Google Safe Browsing warning. We remove malware, close backdoors, and reharden your WordPress installation.

WooCommerce Checkout Failure

Cart not adding items, payment gateway errors, or orders not processing. We diagnose WooCommerce configuration issues and restore your revenue stream.

TB

Tom B.

eCommerce store owner, Sydney

"My checkout went down on a Monday morning. Dylan had it diagnosed and fixed by lunch. The calm, clear communication throughout was exactly what I needed."

Step 1 of 2

Tell us the situation

Start with exactly what you're seeing. You don't need root cause, just symptoms and impact.

Critical for fast triage. Enter domain only.

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Step 2 of 2

Authorise $250 triage payment

We place a $250 AUD authorisation that covers your first hour of emergency triage. Funds are only captured if work proceeds. If more time is needed, we'll quote before continuing at $75 per additional half hour.

  • No work = no charge
  • Quote before exceeding 1 hour
  • Secured via Stripe

Quick FAQs

How fast do you start?

As soon as we receive your details and access, we triage based on business impact.

How does emergency pricing work?

To begin quickly, we place a temporary $250 AUD authorisation that covers up to the first hour of emergency triage. We only capture funds if work proceeds. If more time is needed, we'll confirm scope and continue at $75 per additional half hour. No surprises.

What access do you usually need?

WordPress admin, hosting, and Cloudflare/CDN access where relevant. This reduces delays significantly.

What if specialist malware forensics are needed?

For advanced malware forensics or blacklist cleanup, specialist third-party support may be required.

Quick check before joining

Takes about 60 seconds

Step 1 of 2: Your details